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Old 02-10-2007, 10:29 PM
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Talking Hey Barry Barris?

How about that b game?

Would you do us the honor?
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:06 PM
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It is always an honor to honor a request from The Bard.

However, I have been sipping some Southern Comfort, I always do at this time of night, and my brain would explode if I tried to squeeze a bunch of B's out of it.

So with your permission I'll post the two B's post that I have posted before.

First One
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Barry Barris belched Barry’s best burp because Boston Baked Beans became Barry’s breakfast. Brunch be bagels boiled, baked, buttered, bagged, bitten. Before brunch Bartender Barry bounced beige beach balls behind Bosox Ballpark. Blue beach balls bounce better but Bartender Barry believes beige beach balls beat blue beach balls. Beginning basic bookkeeping brings buddies back before Bishop Bruce begins Bible blessing bingo bettors bingo balls. Bring Barry buckets bulging beautiful black berries.

Barry (big bacon boy) Barris
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The Second One
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But Bard,

Barry been busy buying beer, burgers, burger buns, bananas, because Bard's big Bahamas beach bash begins before bedtime. Baggie bringing big beach blankets. Bard bring beach balls.

Bad Bard's blatant banter blast Barry bout bums blitz, beware Bard, Barry bestow big blast by boot beside Bard's bum.

Barry (bring Bard bonus B's) Barris
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Barry (bringing B's because Bard be Boss) Barris
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:20 PM
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Thank you Mr Barris

Good luck folks, I guess you can figure out how the game goes

Wrench outa love this one

After we get a bit of exposure, we will kick the esteemed threrad down to the game room.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:22 PM
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Best be brave.
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Old 02-11-2007, 05:15 AM
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Ball busting beats bloody blathering bullshit, but betcha big boobs beat beer bellies.
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Old 02-11-2007, 02:52 PM
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Birds bust balls better before breaking bread, but bong bravery better belongs bred, before bun baking, bonapetite bun bakers and bong blowers
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:20 PM
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Being belchless beats being blatherskites before bedtime. But, blatant biting banter beknownst by Bard bests baser borderline blatheries. Best bywords, Barry Barris!
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bI bthink byou bare ba bunch bof bfucking bshow boffs
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Old 02-11-2007, 09:44 PM
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Blatant Blathering blistering blazed bunk brother bitch before breakfast.
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Old 02-15-2007, 01:35 PM
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Been blatantly busy. But, bring back big bad Barry Barris buying blue bell bottoms built by bungling but beautiful big breasted babes bearing black bras. Be back before bedtime, Barry!
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