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Old 01-02-2017, 02:52 PM
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Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.

God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: "What do you believe?"

He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen".

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Obama , and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, "What do you believe?"

Hillary says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American."

God is greatly moved by Hillary's eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?

Without giving any thought before speaking, "Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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Old 01-02-2017, 02:54 PM
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I was very pleased to hear on the news last night: Not only does "the Donald" know more about ISIS than the generals.....

He also knows a LOT ABOUT HACKING!

I'm sure he does. My question is did Putin teach him or was it the other way around?
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Didn't Trump ask the Russians to do some hacking for him at one of his campaign rallys.... ?
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