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http://www.politico.com/magazine/sto...t-brain-214658

Interesting read...or just plain scary...you decide
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SNL (Saturday Night Live) Melissa McCarthy does Spicer...out of something rotten comes hysterical humor. Spicer tells the reporters what to write about, lambastes them for being reporters...blah, blah, blah...McCarthy was very funny and right on.
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That was pretty darn funny...

Rosie O'Donnell has offered to do Steve Bannon...

If Margaret Hamilton was still alive she'd be a great Kellyanne Conway.

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You hit that out of the park.....I've referred to Kellyanne as "THE WITCH" and NOT in a good way! Don't make me send in the flying monkeys Kellyanne!

By the way....HOORAY PATRIOTS!.....

Kraft, Belichick and Brady may not know how to pick their friends, but they do know how to win, even if it was down to the wire.
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Jake Tapper, CNN, yesterday asked Conway:
“How about the President’s statements that are false? I’m talking about the President of the United States saying things that are not true, demonstrably not true. That is important.”
Kellyanne Conway replied:
“Are they more important than the many things that he says that are true?"
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Default " Regard every day without Kellyanne Conway as a gift. Savor it. Cherish it.

the Borowitz Report
by Andy Borowitz

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An overwhelming majority of Americans say that their lives have improved since Kellyanne Conway went away, a new poll finds.

According to the poll, Americans have been sleeping more, eating better, and enjoying a markedly greater sense of well-being following Conway’s sudden departure.

“I had lost my zest for life,” Carol Foyler, a poll respondent, said. “Now that Kellyanne Conway is gone, I greet every day with a smile, I feel my energy coming back, and I want to have sex again.”

Across the nation, medical professionals have reported striking improvements in patients’ mental health since the White House counsellor vanished, a phenomenon some doctors are calling the Conway Effect.

“Over the last few months, we had incorrectly diagnosed a number of patients with a host of psychiatric disorders,” Dr. Davis Logsdon, the head of psychiatry at the University of Minnesota Medical Center, said. “It turns out it was just Kellyanne.”

Conway’s disappearance, however, has not been an unalloyed boon, because in some patients it has stirred “severe anxiety” that she might someday return “without warning,” Logsdon said.

“For patients who are worried about Kellyanne Conway coming back, I prescribe mindfulness,” Logsdon said. “Regard every day without Kellyanne Conway as a gift. Savor it. Cherish it.”

“I bet it’s hard to play golf with Trump, because every time he misses a putt,

Kellyanne Conway comes out and explains that he actually won that hole.”


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Could happen, alternate facts, fake news, who knows....but it could happen!!!

The US Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President
Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged
the President, who came up with numerous conspiracy theories and
demanded a full investigation.

After weeks of testing and $3.14 million in GOP congressional spending, a special commission presented the following findings:

The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the
adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side!
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OMG! The donald fires Comey, the man who is investigating the President and Staff and what their ties are to Russia.................ONLY IN AMERIKA!

Be afraid, be very afraid.
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And so, in the end nobody is gonna do anything. By next week he will have diverted everyone - media, dems, everyone - to something else, with just a few pokes of his tweet finger, just like he's been getting away with.

Just like Preet Bharara & Sally Yates, all fired while investigating Trump, and/or his Trumpets, yet almost forgotten until this week, soon to go back to being yesterday's news - again.

It's all a fucking joke. The pundents will pundent, the dems will be outraged, the republicans will clap each other on the back and winky wink, the liberals will screech, squawk and squeal, the media will make some $'s , the Twits will "tweet", but in the end Trumpty Dumpty will have pulled another one off and got away with it.

Fuck'em all.
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And what's worse, reality star wannabe Kellyanne Conway's face showed up on CNN last night after a welcome absence. Too bad when she opens her mouth it's playing the same recording.
Cooper: "Why, now, are you concerned about the Hillary Clinton e-mail investigation when as a candidate Donald Trump was praising it from the campaign trail?"
Conway: "I think you're looking at the wrong set of facts here, you're going back to the campaign. This man is the President of the United States, he acted decisively today."
Cooper: "That makes no sense—"
Conway: "It does make sense, Anderson... "
Cooper: ""He said one thing as a candidate and now he's concerned as president? Your White House is saying that what [Comey] did was wrong, but previously, as a candidate, Donald Trump was saying it was the right thing,"
Conway: "You're conflating two things that don't belong together..."
Cooper: "So, that person doesn't exist anymore? Candidate Donald Trump, that's a fictional character we're no longer allowed to refer to? We can now only refer to the Donald Trump who exists today?"
Conway: " "Anderson, I'll ignore how unkind that is... "


Same ol' same ol' Kellyanne... she needs to go back to the white house basement.
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