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Old 12-29-2016, 06:21 PM
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I was skimming through some really old stuff and found this. I think the northerners or former northerners can relate. Kinda reminded me of Bert & I.

What computer terms mean in the North Country...

Log On...........Make the wood stove hotter
Log Off...........Don't add more wood
Monitor..........Keep an eye on that wood stove
Download.......Getting the firewood off the truck
Floppy disk.....What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
RAM...............The thing that splits the firewood
Hard Drive......Getting Home in the winter
Prompt...........What the mail ain't in the winter
Window..........What you shut when it's cold out
Screen...........What to shut in black fly season
Byte..............What black flies do
Bit................What black flies did
Mega Byte......What the BIG black flies did
Chip...............Munchies for TV
Modem...........What you did to the hayfield
Dot Matrix.......Old Dan Matrix's wife
Lap Top..........Where the kitty sleeps
Software.........The dumb plastic knives and forks they give you at Mc Donald's
Hardware......The real stainless steel cutlery
Mouse...........What eats the grain in the barn
Web..............What a spider makes
Cursor...........Someone who swears
Upgrade........Steep Hill
MS-DOS........Some new disease they discovered
Online...........When you get the laundry hung out on the wash line
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Bert and I got up at six o'clock in the mornin'.
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That one never gets old!
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